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Alcatrash
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Catching the Train

©2001 tragisk.com / Alcatrash

Alcatrash in the house
but you just don't care
yeah

Ref.:
fuck
shit shit shit
come on

fuck
shit shit shit
come on

fuck
shit shit shit
come on

shit shittyshitty
shitty shit
come on

You go girl, open the door
or I will call you a fucking whore
now listen, slut, let me into your house
or I'll break in, remove your blouse!

I'm the fucking bad guy and you know it
if you think you're worse, you can motherfucking show it
I need my ticket, it's inside your home
if you don't give it to me, I will smash your phone

Ref.:
fuck
shit shit shit
come on..

I am gonna catch that shit
come on

Now I've got my ticket, heading for the station
got a sudden urge for pissing off the nation
making a misery of your day
but hey! that's just fucking me!

The way to the station is damn fucking long
it's like that "genie in a bottle" song
not exactly, maybe I have got it all wrong
I might be stupid but damn I'm strong
King Kong..

Ref.:
fuck
shit shit shit
come on..

catch that fucking shit
come on

The train's sure gonna leave me behind
I wish I knew the magic of erase and rewind
of life, but hey, no one do
So I just say "Fuck you too!"

Taking a cab with a driver named Charlie
or was it "bad Barly", or Bob Marley?
I dunno what I say, but fuck it anyway
making you toast with my new x-ray

Ref.:
fuck
shit shit shit
come on..

catch that train
come on

With a toasted driver and a burning car
I want to see your head in a jar
instead I head for the fucking reception
where I want them to make an exception

"We can't delay the train, don't you know?
Now get back into your row!"
But hey, what's their problem with me?
I won't step aside before I say:

fuck
shit shit shit
come on

fuck
shit shit shit
come on

They think that I'm a loser and tell me to go
so I have to pull my gun to let them know
that I am serious about this fucking incident
and I have to catch the train because I haven't paid my rent

Finally, I enter the train
people look upon me as if I'm insane
I have to hijack the vessel fast
or this day will be the driver's last

Ref.:
fuck
shit shit shit
come on..

I am gonna bust some caps
come on

The train runs at a tremendous speed
shouldn't have been smoking that fucking weed
with the cops on my tail, I'm in the lead
no apology accepted, hear no plead

Suddenly, I see sparks glow
and I wouldn't call the current speed low
while wanting a big white marshmallow
out of the track we go, no, no, NO!

Eventually, I end up in hell
don't think I've been doing well
the Devil has something for me to tell
my clock is ticking, there rings my bell

I've been very naughty, I go down the drain
has my entire life been all in vain?
wish I'd traveled more, to.. I don't know? Spain?
damn it's hot in here! God, Gimme rain!

Where the hell will this story end?
don't even got time for my money to spend
what's the point of rapping, my guts are spread
then it dawns on me, I'M FUCKING DEAD!

Ref.:
fuck
shit shit shit
come on..

it sure went straight to hell
come on

drive-by shooting
drive-by shooting
drive-by shooting
in the ghetto!

vikkivikkiva
vikkivikkiva
vikki!

amma mean motherfucker
amma mean motherfucker
amma mean motherfucker
in the ghetto!

kittekittekittekittekitte-kaboom!
kittekittekittekitte-kaboom!

gangsta shit
I said gangsta shit
I said gangsta shit
from the ghetto!
       (Uh, from the ghetto mastah)