Hei, ukjente mann/dame. Skal vi møtes?
Slik kan nesten denne samtalen oppfattes. Halfdan
(Halfdan) fikk øye på en taper som søkte folk i Toronto fordi han skulle dit på ferie. Halfdan trådde til og sa.. ja, se for dere selv.. Og legg merke til hvor dårlig italiener-studenten er til å ferske Halfdans satiriske frekkheter og sarkasme over hele fjøla. Stakkars mann.. enn å spørre etter folk på IRC som han kan få møte i Toronto.. www.tragisk
.com sier jeg bare.. Sånn kan det gå..
Session Start: Sat Jun 16 15:48:07 2001
Session Ident: sono (firstname.lastname@example.org)
sono hi i'm looking for Toronto people because i'll be there for my next
sono is email@example.com * danilo
sono on #Trondheim #beginner
sono using toronto.on.ca.undernet.org TotalNet Canada
sono End of /WHOIS list.
Halfdan oh...you are so lucky, I am from Toronto.. It's a very nice
sono I'll be there from 30 july to 25 August
sono What do you do in Toronto?
Halfdan It's a great city with lot of pretty chicks :)
sono What is chicks
Halfdan It's girls....
Halfdan Or maybe yuo iz an fagot?
sono ok so i suppose you are not a girl
Halfdan no...what about you?
sono I know that canadian girls are nice, i 've a canadian teacher who is very nice
sono i live in Italy I 26 years old
Halfdan I am 24
sono and about you?
Halfdan I live in Toronto Canadia...
Halfdan What do you think about basketballs
sono but i didn't understand if you are boy or girl
Halfdan I am a man
Halfdan Å DA MENE Æ MAINN MED STOR M Å HÅR PÅ TESSEN
sono i don't thing anything because we don't do this sport
sono What meaning which you wrote
Halfdan oh I'm sorry..It was just my cat walking over the keyboard :)
Halfdan but are you a girl or boy?
sono you don't whant explan me it, doen't it?
sono I wsaid you i'm a boy
Halfdan k... Yuo iz so sucky englizh that I could r@p3 a c0w
sono I've found this school in toronto St. George Business & language school of Canada located in 208 Bloor St. West 2nd, ontario M5s 3B4
Halfdan yeah you sure need a language school cuz you'r english sucks more than your mother.
sono Do you live alone or with your family?
Halfdan I live with a couple of roomies
sono so No girls!
Halfdan and every thursday we rape and slaughter cows, then we worship satan
Halfdan We use all our money on whores
sono My compliments!
Halfdan when you come here you can join us
sono Canadian girls don't like do sex with you?
Halfdan oh yes...all of them
sono So why do you go on bitchs?
Halfdan but I am kind of a S&M type and that the girls don't like
Halfdan so thats the reason we pay hookaz
sono what mean S&M
Halfdan you know...with whips and leather and pain and stuff
sono Ok I've understa you like joke but i've look for a friend a toronto and not a S&M and i'd prefer a girl
Halfdan I am only kidding.......
Halfdan I can be your friend if you want to
sono Don't worry i prefer anyway a girl
Halfdan but I know alot of girls...so I can hook you up with some of them...they are really nice and not that ugly
sono ok have you read the address of the school where i'll stay?
sono if ypu want we can meet there
Halfdan 208 bloor st west 2nd, ontario M5s 3b4
Halfdan yes I think I will meet you, you seem like a nice guy
sono ok perfect
sono so see you there
Halfdan I have to go now.......but I can meet you there 31. at 3pm ok?
sono just to know you before you could send me a your photo at this email firstname.lastname@example.org
Halfdan ok...I will do that
Halfdan but I have to go now...bye bye
Session Close: Sat Jun 16 16:13:34 2001
Bare for å få det klart, Halfdan sendte ikke herremannen bilde av seg selv. En herremann som må ha blitt meget skuffet over at ingen dukket opp der utenfor skolen for å møte ham i Toronto.